Ridiculous behavior of drunk people
Remember how Alenushka said to his brother: "Do not drink from puddles - become a kid?" Fantastic story very accurately describes what happens to a highly drunken people. They lose the human form and make strange things.
Stole a trolley
One resident of Kirov good "talked" with friends. In not quite sober, he sat in the stands on the final stop trolleybus number 1. As it turned out, neither the conductor nor the driver in the cabin was not. Our hero, of course, protested this state of affairs, and decided that he would do well with the management of the trolleybus. The car started, but it is far to go hijacker could not: a block collectors disconnected from the power line. Tipsy "Schumacher" overpowered and handed over to the police. In my defense, a man said he just wanted to get home as quickly as possible.
Pulled the door plate with the public reception of the President
In the New Year people get a special charge courage and mischief. So one drunken Tula got on the porch in the public reception of the President of the regional administration building and tried to kidnap a sign with the name of the institution. Naturally, the thief was immediately arrested.
Stuck in the toilet
We all know that drunk people are often poorly control of his body. They disrupted coordination, so traffic out blurry and awkward. One of the unfortunate drinker Grodno (Belarus) fell asleep on the toilet. What's so unusual about it? He just managed to get stuck there. The man fell into the gap between the toilet and the wall and could not get out. I had to call the emergency workers who liberated "captive toilet."
Dug out 34 pink bush
One day in a park in Voronezh lost 34 years of bush roses. Thief was a 32-year-old local resident, who loved too much firewater. Stolen plants it sold, and the money to buy alcohol.
A ride on an armored car
One of the residents of Cherepovets shocked the public because of drunk decided to take a ride around town in an armored car. Salvage 39-year-old Eugene bought in one of the units. Naturally, such an acquisition is needed to "wash", and then - off to the townspeople. In the end, a fan of heavy combat vehicles were sent to eight days in a detention center, and BRDM - to the car pound.
Spent the night at the Big Dipper
Once a jolly company, consisting of nine young men and women who made a very strange thing to do. Drunken merry fellows climbed on the Ferris wheel, but to return to the ground and could not. With a height of just took off in the morning.
Pretended corpse
The following story shows that the Russian "hares" never pay for transport. They better play dead. So did 24-year-old boy from Temrük tipsy when he was in New Jersey. Only he did not realize that the driver will drop the false dead man on the track.
Posed as a priest
A drunk driver decided to pretend to be the "father of Nicholas" in front of police officers. Thus, he wanted to avoid a fine or detention. "The Holy Father" has refused a medical examination, because of what had to bring witnesses to lock drunkenness supposed "father."
Faced with a nuclear submarine
Fishing seiner "Donets" Avachinskaya in the waters of the bay (about Kamchatka) carried out peacefully discrepancy on a collision course with another vessel, when it was hampered by a nuclear submarine. There was a collision, which is not very much affected by the courts, particularly at the strategic missile "St. George the Victorious."
It was later revealed that the whole team seiner was drunk, because no one responded to signals from the submarine. Fishermen are lucky, because no one was hurt in the incident.
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