Funniest phrases sports commentators
Commentators - these are the people who help the audience understand what is happening during the sporting event. But the people of this wonderful profession must not only understand the rules of the games or races, and tell us about the situation, but also have a drop of cynicism and a good sense of humor. It is their comments to an event to remember for a long time and help not to fall asleep in front of TV during boring competition.
Pro Football
- Before the match - five minute digits, the score is 0-0 ppezhnemy.
- Goalkeeper tipped the ball and fell down, and there is no one to finish him!
- Titov received a pass from Austrian. A good pass. From his not get this.
- A judge has seen in the actions of players, "Alania" all possible and imaginable is not breaking the rules. It remains only to request temporary registration.
- But on the field Zidane, interestingly, he tries to change the course of the match, or will somehow play ...
- This pass someone from the family or relatives in the stands.
- Today, the chief referee of the match allows players to use Madrid parts of the body, which in football, in general, is not supposed to play.
- Was simply unstoppable in the match against Liechtenstein Bilyaletdinov. A lot of speeding, changed the flanks, combined, opened, broke away from the opponent. But for the entire game and never got the ball.
- A free-kick. The ball moves Yuri Nikiforov. Punch-Out! Yes ... These balls are not taken. The ball passes for 40 yards over the bar.
- Look at the game Ronaldinho! At this rate, it will be like himself last year ... and last year he was terrible.
- Hierro hits, Raul substitutes the head, but the ball found the head of Onopko.
- Knock Aleksandp Palyanitsy. Apbitp shows that aid has finally arrived Vpach not nyzhna.
- He turned and struck his crown and sole left.
- Only Canizares can remain calm with such wild-eyed.
- Redondo put the body ... well, not much body ... well, you see.
- In the fight for the ball facing heads Varlamov and the Spanish striker. Both fell. Spaniard carried out of the field on a stretcher. Varlamov got up, scratched his head ...
- In my opinion, the teams will meet in the final of France and Brazil, and the champion will be England.
- Blokhin hit the bar, but it was after the whistle. Besides, it was not Blokhin.
- He will play instead of the guy who gave the impression of a pronounced left-hander with two right feet.
About biathlon
- Here's biathlon lying in the snow. I think she needs medical help. So what to do, it is the mountains. Although, judging by how quickly she got up and began to drink the juice sponsorship - all right.
- So I have not found in the final report Poiret: whether the focus can not, or whether the race is not over yet.
- I am amazed that we show the shooting Mezoticha when runs past Ole live Eyner Bordalen.
- Not to smotpit hoposhyyu pogody, many fans ppedpochli pepezhdat rain at home.
- All biathlon shooting from a prone position, while the Oloffson shooting from the interesting position.
- I Kaisa Varis at each stage to slip, not bad for a biathlete who barely knows how to shoot.
- Yuriev show! She already is!
- The best of our athletes - Olga Zaitseva - was 13th. Again, it is the third, only the second ten. During this bronze, unfortunately, do not give.
- How valiantly and calmly shoots Ishmuratova! .. The only pity is that inaccurate.
Formula 1
- In the last turn, he tried to slow down, but the car did not share his desire.
- You just see how genuinely happy fans of Michael Schumacher seventh result! True, it's the fans of Juan Pablo Montoya ...
- Jarno Trulli joined smarter than everyone else. He did not go anywhere at all.
- David Coulthard did was an attempt to speed up, but it boils down to Fernando Alonso, who is clearly not in a hurry.
- Schumacher kisses designer cup ... wow, and even his wife! <
- Michael slowed down a little bit in front of the pin ... and the track was very damp.
- Ay-yay-yay-yay-yay! You agree with me?
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